It's Arrested Development.

Michael: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.

George Sr.: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.

The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.

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Buster

Buster: I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.

Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.

Beads?

I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.

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G.O.B.

Is this your onion?

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Lucille

Michael: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.

Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show!

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

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Tobias