August 2010
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July 2010
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May 2010
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NO TOUCHING!
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April 2010
20 posts
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Wow. We’re just blowing through naptime, aren’t we?
– Buster
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G.O.B.: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
G.O.B.: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
G.O.B.: I hear the jury's still out on science.
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Annyong.
– Annyong
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But still.. where did the lighter fluid come from?
– G.O.B.
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January 2010
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We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!
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December 2009
1 post
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Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. That’s blood.
– Tobias
November 2009
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Michael: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.
George Sr.: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.
September 2009
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The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.
– Buster
August 2009
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Buster: I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.
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I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.
– G.O.B.
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Is this your onion?
– Lucille
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Michael: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show!
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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
– Tobias
July 2009
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G.O.B.: Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
Buster: She's better looking than the whores you date.
G.O.B.: Don't call my escorts "whores."
Buster: Mom's still got it!
G.O.B.: I DON'T DATE WHORES!
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it! This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.
June 2009
21 posts
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Hey brother.
– Buster
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Tobias: Say something that will terrify me.
Lindsay: Fuck me.
Tobias: No, that didn't do it.
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I just want my brother to envy my money, but he’s got that hair. Why can’t I...
– George Sr.