August 2010
2 posts
Aug 19th
309 notes
Aug 15th
649 notes
July 2010
2 posts
Jul 8th
154 notes
Jul 7th
May 2010
5 posts
May 19th
8 notes
2 tags
May 17th
433 notes
3 tags
May 13th
“NO TOUCHING!”
May 10th
4 notes
4 tags
May 7th
20 notes
April 2010
20 posts
3 tags
Apr 28th
91 notes
1 tag
Apr 19th
Apr 16th
11 notes
2 tags
“Wow. We’re just blowing through naptime, aren’t we?”
– Buster
Apr 16th
8 notes
Apr 16th
4 tags
G.O.B.: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
G.O.B.: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
G.O.B.: I hear the jury's still out on science.
Apr 15th
12 notes
Apr 15th
9 notes
2 tags
Apr 13th
20 notes
3 tags
Apr 13th
26 notes
3 tags
Apr 13th
50 notes
1 tag
“Annyong.”
– Annyong
Apr 13th
3 tags
Apr 13th
8 notes
3 tags
Apr 13th
11 notes
2 tags
“But still.. where did the lighter fluid come from?”
– G.O.B.
Apr 13th
6 notes
Apr 10th
10 notes
Apr 8th
40 notes
Apr 7th
1 tag
Apr 7th
1 tag
Apr 7th
97 notes
Apr 7th
January 2010
4 posts
Listennbloggz: With Club Sauce.
Jan 12th
22 notes
“We’re here! We’re queer! We want to get married on the ocean!”
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
88 notes
1 tag
Jan 7th
386 notes
December 2009
1 post
1 tag
“Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. That’s blood.”
– Tobias
Dec 24th
November 2009
1 post
2 tags
Michael: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.
George Sr.: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.
Nov 13th
6 notes
September 2009
1 post
1 tag
“The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.”
– Buster
Sep 29th
3 notes
August 2009
7 posts
1 tag
Aug 20th
2 tags
Buster: I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.
Aug 19th
6 notes
1 tag
Aug 12th
1 tag
“I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.”
– G.O.B.
Aug 10th
1 note
1 tag
“Is this your onion?”
–  Lucille
Aug 8th
2 tags
Michael: You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
Narrator: Hey, that's the name of the show!
Aug 6th
1 tag
“Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?”
– Tobias
Aug 6th
3 notes
July 2009
3 posts
2 tags
Jul 25th
2 tags
Jul 14th
412 notes
4 tags
G.O.B.: Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
Buster: She's better looking than the whores you date.
G.O.B.: Don't call my escorts "whores."
Buster: Mom's still got it!
G.O.B.: I DON'T DATE WHORES!
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it! This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just Mom and whores.
Jul 5th
June 2009
21 posts
1 tag
“Hey brother.”
– Buster
Jun 22nd
2 tags
Tobias: Say something that will terrify me.
Lindsay: Fuck me.
Tobias: No, that didn't do it.
Jun 22nd
1 note
2 tags
Jun 20th
4 notes
1 tag
“I just want my brother to envy my money, but he’s got that hair. Why can’t I...”
– George Sr.
Jun 18th